soft grumbles

He would not have done so
in spite of the vote for his ouster.
But a mountain shall explode you see
and so he had to, and did!

A little juvenile,
for his departure,
I could not decide
if the meat is raw
or overdone.

I don’t know how many
calories he left behind.
Explosive ammunitions
for the heart
and too much catsup
spoils the taste

So next time I partake
of Big Mac's burger
remind me that I don't have to
because I cook a lean, mean meal, too.